Spoken quotes from the week’s news in dialogue form.
A and B overhear a plastic surgeon, Dr. C, speaking with his assistant, D, at an adjacent table somewhere inside Soho House West Hollywood.
D: We are giving people larger derrières.
Dr. C: They want more ethnicity.
D: If Martha Stewart can do it, anyone can do it.
A and B overhearing.
A. Can you believe that guy! I will seize my own day. Carpe penis!
A: I won’t hesitate to hang those fuckers from lampposts!
B: He’s a smart guy. He knows what he’s talking about.
A: I want him out of our community.
B: Thank you. Please don’t recognize me.
A: You know what? I want to be high fashion. I want to be taken seriously.
B: Actual words are worth … almost nothing.
A: This is going to work out, and I’m still confident.
Dr. C and D abruptly sign their check and exit.
A: They just disappeared. And I sat there and ate my salad.
B: This is a Hollywood ending.
A: So for the cynics out there…
A and B (in unison): Sometimes it works out O.K.