Spoken quotes from the week’s news in dialogue form.
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A: New doors of opportunity swung open for everybody!
A: They swung open for you and they swung open for me!
B: If we find out you voted, you won’t take your five fingers home.
A: My goodness, I didn’t know that solid waste management was so controversial!
B: Deepest apology for that crude interruption, but…
A: I reject such cynicism. Times are changing.
B: Ok, but if we find out you voted—your five fingers? Michele? You might not see them anymore. There is not a shortage of what we can use. Like, Bible. You’ll be like, “Everything was very efficient. I was knocked out for a bit while they looked in my stomach, and was home again a few hours later. Man, was I impressed.”
A: Brutality stands in stark contrast to our values as a nation.
B: No. Brutality, cynicism…those too are civil rights worth fighting for.
A: …
B: Just sit at home and sort through invoices.