Photo: Carlos Moñino
Spoken quotes from the week’s news in dialogue form.
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B: We need to get this behind us. This nation admits its errors, as painful as they may be.
A: A trained ape preventing surveillance of millions of people at a time? That is totally within our abilities.
B: Right-o. Copy that.
A: And I got to tell you something: dolphins are not a military asset.
B: Now, wait a minute: what we’ve done is put forth a strong case for an ocean…
A: Dolphins are not a military asset. The poop hole’s not a loophole. Let’s all vote in agreement on that.
B: But our bodies are not designed for this level of stimulation. Dolphins…it’s technically possible to send dolphins that could drill a hole, test the water…
B: Enter into their caves…just go out and hunt for the guy…
A: …
B: …they don’t know how to have fun anymore.