From the @J_tsar Twitter account of Boston Marathon suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev
Compiled by Mark Doten
Photo Credit: Massachusetts State Police
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2:59 AM 10/25/11
Im doing laundry?! at this time? #college
5:31 AM 3/14/12
fuck, cant sleep
11:38 AM 3/14/12
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when you wake up tired as fuk needing to piss while having a super boner<<<<
7:04 AM 4/5/12
im in too good of a mood to go to sleep
10:49 PM 4/5/12
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
1:09 AM 4/12/12
and i wonder, if you know what it means, to find your dreams
4:58 PM 4/15/12
bout to sleep for like 20 hours
8:38 AM 4/16/12
hhmmm get breakfast or go back to sleep, this is always a tough one
8:45 AM 4/16/12
sleep after breakfast is so much sweeter
2:10 AM 5/17/12
im hungry all the dam time!! im kinda tired of eating
6:59 AM 5/23/12
im not a morning person because i never sleep at night but i love getting an early start, you get more done and the day seems long as fuck
3:01 AM 7/1/12
its so cool in my room i gotta pull the blanket out #sleeplikeababy
9:34 PM 7/6/12
tired from a day of chilling, life needs to always be this easy
3:55 AM 7/15/12
too waved to even fall asleep #thespins
4:37 AM 7/16/12
bed time is the best time
4:39 AM 7/16/12
just gotta get away from reality and dream a little
1:00 PM 7/17/12
8 hours of sleep never felt like it was enough
1:45 PM 7/17/12
3rd zombie apocalypse dream in a span of like 2 weeks, i’m no golden boy but maybe, just maybe we should be expecting something soon, tbc..
7:45 AM 7/20/12
on the train to washington with a 5 year old who wont go to sleep #thisistorture
3:20 AM 8/3/12
i don’t usually sleep but when i do it’s from five to two
10:34 AM 8/7/12
heavy sleeper and a great liar #traitsimnotproudof
3:40 AM 8/8/2012
i wake up, put on my favorite wig and go about my day
12:06 AM 8/19/12
if i actually liked chris brown’s songs, don’t wake me up would really be my life anthem #sleepingismyhobby
3:06 AM 8/20/12
#teamimtryingtogetsomesleepbuticantfallasleep
4:47 AM 8/25/12
i can’t sleep, although its crazy how fast time passes by when you’re struggling to fall asleep
12:01 PM 11/16/12
waking up before my alarm is my greatest accomplishment of the day
9:01 PM 11/3/12
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If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who’s side would you turn your back to?
3:09 PM 11/8/12
I slept 16 hours, that can’t be healthy
3:39 PM 11/13/12
Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried
4:50 AM 11/18/12
i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished #college
7:05 AM 11/26/12
i dont sleep anymore…
11:15 PM 11/27/12
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“A tiger doesn’t lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep.”
4:09 AM 12/4/12
the only reason i’m not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it’s not safe to fall asleep
1:18 PM 11/16/13
8 is not enough I need more #sleep
1:38 AM 11/23/13
My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit
10:38 AM 11/23/13
If I’m ever not picking up the phone don’t assume something like death, naaah I’m fucking with deaths cousin #sleep #shemygoto #yafeelme
1:53 PM 12/12/12
I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream
3:39 AM 12/13/12
I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it
4:26 PM 21/12/12
All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end
4:31 AM 1/21/13
I can’t seem to drift away into the land of dreams #ditty
10:08 AM 2/1/13
Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03 #sleepovereverything
2:49 PM 2/7/13
I hate these college desks, way too small to sleep on
2:45 PM 2/13/13
I killed Abe Lincoln during my two hour nap #intensedream
9:33 PM 4/6/13
I really don’t like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise
11:39 PM 4/11/13
Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating…